Shucks, I know what some of y'all are thinking, stinking bathrooms, what's next? Well let me enlighten you folks to the finer points of BathroomReading.com because we're chock full 'o fine bathroom fun.

Start your day off with a chuckle. Pull My Finger offers you grand spanking good humor by posting some of the funniest jokes around. After you've pulled my finger once or twice, I'm sure you'll make it a regular part of your morning.

Folks are always asking me, they say, "Bucky, the Net is so competitive, how come you sit on the potty all day when every other web guy is aiming for an IPO"? My answer is simple, I am going for the public coffers, but I'm gonna give away some hefty cash prizes along the way. You don't believe me? Go to my Daily Crapshoot and compete against other bathroom aficionados for a nice wad of cold cash. Hey, your love for the toilet may make us both rich.

The more intellectually inclined among you are invited to join me for my Daily Movement. Every day I review the most interesting articles in the finest magazines around. I also raise thought-provoking questions and open it up for public debate. So come on, let's all get on the same page and join the debate. It's kinda like a book club and talk show all rolled into one.

They call this information age, but it seems to me that everyone from the daily paper to your start-up page is offering the same information. If you are looking for an alternative bathroom read, look no further. Print out my Daily Reader everyday and get the best alternative news and views. It's the perfect compliment to a fine bathroom experience.

Friends of mine have long known that I have the best-stocked bathroom around. Heck, folks come from far and wide just to use my commode. My missus, Maggy has put an end to the long lines outside my bathroom. So by popular demand I'm offering all of my favorite bathroom belongings in Bathroom-Commerce. There, you'll find all that you need to make your throne the best it can be. If you get enough of the stuff offered in Bathroom-Commerce, friends might even start calling you Bucky-the best compliment a Bathroom Reader can have.